Sunday June 26th, 2022 Reverend(s) Glenn and Heather

Good Morning Folks! We were asked by a few people to post the “Talk” from the last Friday before the summer months of July and August. We wanted the last service to be one of fun as well as contemplation.

We took turns reading the six pages of “sayings” and had a good time doing it! Some of these “sayings” have been around for decades! Some are funny and others make one think. If we knew the author of the saying, we placed the name down under what was said. Some of these gems are hundreds of years old, and some are modern gems. Enjoy!

.Let go and let God.

.A penny saved is a penny earned.

.A verbal wound can be as bad as a physical one.

.Change your underwear if you are going out. If you get into an accident, you don’t want anyone to see your drawers if you have holes in them.

.Looking outside of ourselves for answers is like looking for a light that we are already holding.

.You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks.
-Winston Churchill

.It is hard to give unlimited power to limited minds. -Nicola Tesla

.Give the world your best and it may never be enough. Give the world your best anyway. You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God. It was never between you and them anyway.
-Mother Teresa

.A good walk sorts out everything! -Queen Elizabeth II

.The truth is, that the Universe has been answering you all your life, but you cannot receive the answers unless you are aware.
-Rhonda Byrne, author

.Hope is a tease, designed to prevent us from accepting reality.
-Maggie Smith, British actress

.Things that belong together are sure to come together.

.In life it’s important to know when to stop arguing and simply let them be wrong.

.Don’t trust everything you see – even salt looks like sugar.

.A ship is always safe at shore, but that is not what it is built for.
-Albert Einstein

.A smart person knows what to say. A wise person knows whether to say it or not.
-Dali Lama

.A wise man and a wise guy are two different types of men.

.Any fool can know, the point is to understand. -Albert Einstein

.When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the losers.

.Complaining about a problem without posing a solution is called whining.
-Teddy Roosevelt

.Politicians should wear sponsor jackets, like nascar drivers, then we know who owns them.
-Robin Williams

.Walmart: You go in for cookies and pudding and come out questioning the fate of the human race.
.It’s like my mom always told me. You might not be the dumbest guy in the world, but you better hope he doesn’t die.

.I’m fine – The second most told lie.
First on is “I have read and agree to the terms and conditions.”

.I’ve learned that just because somebody doesn’t love you the way that you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.

.We’ve learned that no matter how much we care, some people just don’t care back.

.It is best to give advice in only two circumstances: when it is requested, and when it is a life-threatening situation.

.Family doesn’t always want to be there for you. It may seem funny, but other people you’re not even related to can take care of you and love you and teach you to trust people again. Families aren’t biological.

.When you harbour bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere. – A Maritime quote
.You saying “I can” is more important that your “IQ”

.If you pray for your enemies, you will stop hating them.

.I’ve learned that first graders are the only ones who think it’s neat when a tooth falls out.

.If you wouldn’t write it down and sign it, you probably shouldn’t say it.

.Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. (Our Mum Stephanie)

.A vino veritas….from wine comes truth!

.I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
-Mark Twain, author

.I won’t eat anything that has intelligent life, but I’d gladly eat a network executive or a politician. -Marty Feldman, comedian and actor

.Lip service isn’t reality.
We’ve become accustomed to the life we live, we believe there is no other possibility, but of course there is.
-Dr. Julia Ogden
Murdoch Mysteries

.Just because you have a good sense of intuition, it doesn’t make you a “Medium.”
-Al Leray
Metis Elder

.Just because you are old, doesn’t mean you can’t reinvent yourself.

.Wine….because no good story ever started over a salad.

.You cannot afford to allow anything to come into your mind that would distract you from your goal or from your vision.

.Just because your road of life seems straight and boring doesn’t mean there isn’t a bend in the road that can change things.

.Just because you see things for what they are doesn’t make you a negative person.

.Just because you don’t have a lot of material things doesn’t mean you are lacking in creativity.

.Just because a creep made you feel useless, doesn’t mean you are.

.Cut off the crappy leaf when it’s the birds fault.

.When I woke up I hit the “delete” button on yesterday and then put my gear into forward and I don’t look back.
-Willie Nelson

.Buy once, buy well.

.Those who stir the pot of crap, should have to lick the spoon.

.Faith is based upon that which cannot be proven. “Without faith, there is no manipulation
Without manipulation there is no fear
And without fear there is no power.”

To end off this list of great “sayings” the best is left for last by our own Bardee Hubka.
“Not my circus, not my monkeys!”

Have a great summer folks and God Bless!

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